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Don't tell me how to die : a novel  Cover Image CD Audiobook CD Audiobook

Don't tell me how to die : a novel / Marshall Karp.

Karp, Marshall,: (author.). LaVoy, January,: (narrator.).

Summary:

I have one thing to do before I die. And time is running out. I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday. My mother also died at forty-three. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my Sister’s. I am not letting that happen to my family. I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie. You’re probably thinking, she’ll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted “Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants”?

Record details

  • ISBN: 9798874824402
  • ISBN: 9798874824419
  • Physical Description: 8 audio discs (9 1/2 hr.) : CD audio, digital ; 4 3/4 in.
  • Edition: Unabridged.
  • Publisher: [Ashland, Oregon] : Blackstone Publishing, [2025]

Content descriptions

General Note:
Compact discs.
Participant or Performer Note:
Read by January LaVoy.
Subject: Terminally ill parents > Fiction.
Terminally ill > Family relationships > Fiction.
Mate selection > Fiction.
Birthday.
Genre: Audiobooks.
Psychological fiction.
Domestic fiction.
Thrillers (Fiction)

Available copies

  • 1 of 1 copy available at scottsboropl.

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520 . ‡aI have one thing to do before I die. And time is running out. I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday. My mother also died at forty-three. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my Sister’s. I am not letting that happen to my family. I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie. You’re probably thinking, she’ll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted “Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants”?
650 0. ‡aTerminally ill parents ‡vFiction.
650 0. ‡aTerminally ill ‡xFamily relationships ‡vFiction.
650 0. ‡aMate selection ‡vFiction.
650 6. ‡aBirthday.
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655 7. ‡aPsychological fiction. ‡2lcgft
655 7. ‡aDomestic fiction. ‡2lcgft
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7001 . ‡aLaVoy, January,: ‡enarrator.
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